Social Media in a Nutshell:

Facebook: That family party where everyone is having a good time, but there's that occasional relative who says something inappropriate every so often.

Twitter: This is the bad place. We do not speak of it.

Tumblr: No matter how much you try, you are a bad person and you should feel bad.

Mastodon: See Tumblr, but the Linux help is better.

BlueSky: That small bar you found when it opened, but now it's getting popular and youre not sure if you like it as much.

Threads: It's a lot like Woodstock '99 in that it's 95% corporate accounts and the occasional Twitter refugee.

Post: This feels like a news aggregator and my shitposts don't belong here.

Instgram: Facebook with 90% less politics.

Livejournal: My lonely divorced grandpa.

Dreamwidth: My lonely divorced grandma.