"I watch porn for the fantasy of living in a nice house" is the modern day "I read it for the articles"
"I watch porn for the cats that occasionally wander into the scene"
@ami_angelwings - There used to be a website called "Sudden Instant Impromptu Cat Nose" that was nothing but porn pictures with cats walking in covering the "naughty" bits.
It's where I get my name for my "Sudden Instant Impromptu Stream" videos.
Drive-in Saturday: you're all becoming stronger, faster hunters.