*Me, a genius, having completed my shift as a machinist in a -metal-shop, after turning steel and most likely getting chips on my clothes and hopefully not in my hands and such, now arrives on time for the MRI scans that got scheduled...*
@JulieSqveakaroo well if the metal chips are in your clothes and the nurse practitioner is cute, it could become a very sexy problem. "oh no, that naughty MRI ripped my clothes to shreds!" [porn music starts]