Last night while I was hanging around Endymion, a man asked me a question about my hat: “What House are you from?”

And it was obvious he meant “Hogwarts”. Which is not a go any more at all, really, what with Rowling being Rowling. I paused for a moment and claimed to be from the ancient and illustrious house of Dragons, and moved on. But it kept nagging at me. I will probably get this question again if I keep wearing this witch hat on a regular basis. Which I am probably going to do.

The best I could come up with while wandering around the parade was “the House of Fun”, which is… okay… but not great. Any suggestions?