Throwing money at problems makes them go away, right?
*Loads up the cannons with pennies*
@JulieSqveakaroo Julie, comrade? I cannot tell you how many times I've considered the feasibility of using low-denomination coinage as ammunition. 
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@LexYeen @JulieSqveakaroo i could swear that there was a book in the "Destroyer" series of action pulp novels (and the basis for "Remo Williams") where an assassin would literally drop a penny from an airship, and because of "terminal velocity" it would shoot through their victims' bodies and kill them instantly
