Dear Lungs,

Right now I know you're coughing like crazy. I know you're begging foir Nyquil and inhalers. I really REALLY want to give them to you right now.

But I have a pulmonology test tomorrow. And you know, I REALLY want you at your worst so they can freakin' figure out what's wrong with y'all.

Just bear with me, okay? I'll bring Dayquil along with me and the minute we're done with the appointment we're gonna swig down all the Dayquil we can manage, Just keep coughing for now, 'kay?