"Ah, I got that outline done, don't want to touch it for a few days, and I'll go out and finally get some fresh air and take that drive I kept threatening to do."

::friend gets Covid exposure that I might have come in contact
with::

"Well, I can sit on my ass till Friday and test until then to make absolutely sure I don't have it, sure, why not."

(Not your fault, friend, it's gonna get me one day)