Sunday Night: ::freezes Bannock::

Monday Afternoon:
Jenn: I wonder how long I should microwave this for. I usually microwave bread for just ten seconds. I'll put it in for thirty.
Bannock: HAHAHAHAHA I AM STILL FROZEN
Jenn: Okay, how about another thirty.
Bannock: I AM THE DENSEST BISCUIT YOU WILL EVER EAT! STILL FROZEN!
Jenn: Another minute?
Bannock: I am now warm and toasty and ready for butter and/or jam.