@RikerGoogling - SO there he was. Kirk, Gorn, and Kirk. And Angel Guy, but he was just watching not...you know...there. HE was something called a Metroid or Goomba or something.

So he throws a rock at the guy, and it just goes BOING. WHAT KIND OF ROCKS GO BOING?! Turns out he can't beat the gorn with his judo chops or Venusian karate or whatevs.

So he starts building a canon with what's around him...like bamboo. For some reason Space Bamboo is a thing. I wonder if Space Lettuce is a thing. Can you imagine Space Lettuce on your Space Hamburger? I bet it tastes like Space.

He finds some Space Bamboo, Space Sulfur and Space Diamonds...so he takes the sulfur and puts it into the EPS conduits, rerouting through the Space Diamond taps to project a stream of Space Diamonds through the Main Deflector Dish and BOOM, he....he......he..............

BLRGHRGHRGHRHGHRGHRGHRHGRHGHRGHRHGRHGHRHGRHGHRGHRGH

::passes out::