Bread Update #2 - I checked on the bread in after 15 mintues with the poke test. It was already super spread out, and after poking it, none of the pokes sprang back. The instructions said an hour, this had overproofed in 15 minutes.

I was about to chuck the bread and call it "baking bread is not for me" when I figured, well, Why not just reshape it, and check on it every five minutes instead of 15.

So we'll see. I'm gonna really try with these loaves cause if they fail on me, they're likely the last homemade loaves of bread I'm gonna make.