"You see, writing isn't just explaining the pretty pictures in your head to someone. It's an art form, and you're painting a story out, letter by letter. You have scenes you intertwine like poetry. Metaphors and similies to bring how the power and feel of actions and environments. You have scenes that reflect where the character is at the beginning, and how they have grown at the end. And that, sir, is why I began and ended this script with a masturbation joke."

Actual thing I wrote today. The quote that is. The other thing? Did that a year or two ago. The writing that is.