Dealer: So, for your next car we have these two models on the lot and ready to go. Which would your prefer?
Jenn: The Sportruck, please. I'll pay cash.
@dolari Also, you should just paint over "sport" so it just says "truck" on the side.
@dolari Dealer "So we have this older one that might be a little clunky, and the Swasticar; the bomb you can drive"
@dolari That really is more your speed.