I got to mess with one of the local birds. There's a jay around here who makes laser sounds. He started doing these quick fire blasts of lasers...so...I copied him with clicks.

And then he started choosing different numbers, and I copied those. And then he got really complex with them, and I copied as best I could. Eventually he got mad at me, flew down and started scouring the back yard looking for me. Chirping the whole time.

I was in a window, so he couldn't find me, but I've never seen a bird fly off in a huff before. Which was great, because I couldn't keep up with him! Thems some complex lasers there.