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Ever since Admiral Janeway from the alternate timeline fractured the Borg Collective in Voyager, I've thought that a *super* effective way to remix the Borg as a threat would be to make them a pseudo-religious cult.

Imagine a cube appearing in low orbit and just broadcasting "We are the Borg. We offer Perfection to any who wish to join us." on a loop, and anyone who aimed a radio signal at them asking to join got beamed up.

And they refuse to leave.

star trek thoughts 

Their ships are still geometric, but they're not pure-utilitarian anymore. They look like Apple made them. Each alcove has an assortment of trinkets showing each drone's individuality is intact.

Yet they still move as if they're a single entity, they're still *heavily* augmented with cybernetics, and they are utterly open about their history as The Borg Collective.

star trek thoughts 

"We are the Borg. Your culture need not adapt to service us. We offer a vastly expanded lifespan, free of disease and the trials of aging, and a form of immortality in our collective after your physical body dies. Simply inform us of your consent to join and we will assimilate you."

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@LexYeen [huff huff hrrnh huff] *hurriedly laying out rocks in my yard, making letters big enough so that the Borg can see them from space* *taking a step back to see that i've spelled out "ASS LAMINATE ME PLEASE"* D'OH!!!

star trek thoughts 

@zx3 @LexYeen on the one hand, despite the best efforts of telecom companies and law enforcement, they have a phone number or local equivalent that anyone on the planet can call successfully, for free, and without being surveilled or overheard by anyone

on the other hand, as a collective each and all of whose members have deliberately chosen to mingle their individuality with the hive at a level of intimacy beyond any experience available to the naïve, they have a surpassing respect for commitment to the bit, and are even now busily engineering the required infrastructure to offer ass lamination as a cosmetic option for both new and pre-existing assimilees

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