heeeeey kiiiiiids, it's time once again fooooooor

(kids yell) "UNKIE ROBOT'S PLAYHOUSE" (wacky music intro)

that's right kids! ya know, ol' unkie robot's been very very productive today! he's gotten a lot accomplished and knocked a handful of items off his to-do list! and you know what THAT means! that means tomorrow my energy levels will be?

(kids yell) "ABSOLUTELY PATHETIC"

THAT'S RIGHT! and how will that make unkie robot feel?

(kids yell) "COMPLETELY USELESS"

righty-o again kids! and why is that? becaaaaaause...

(drumroll)

(kids yell) "YOU'RE NOT A GOOD PERSON"

THAT'S RIIIIIIGHT!

(wacky clown music, confetti, sparklers, CHUNG CHUNG CHUNG CHUNG CLACK CLACK CHUNG CHUNG CHUNG SPLUT)