so i'm late to the 100gecs bus--full disclosure, they're part of a musical movement that, logically, should instantly kill people my age and wither our bones into mummy dust, so i guess being aware of them at all means i must be accruing Zoomer points in the Algorhythm (trade 'em in at ZoomCo for hoverboards and a Tiktok Haircut!)--but i misheard one of their lyrics and i think my version's better.

in "Stupid Horse," Laura Les sings "stupid horse / i just fell out the Porsche / lost the money in my bank account" but i heard the middle part as "i just got an aborsh" which, and correct me if i'm wrong here, is both a fantastic way of abbreviating "abortion" and also cheekily on-brand for gecs. "can't go bowling tuesday, i gotta aborsh."