have successfully exploded the coffeemaker at the new job.
in my defense, it were lookin' at me funny.
big coffee pot or one of those little single cup ones?
@001zlnv nah. after i cleaned up the water and coffee grounds, i admitted to my new coworkers that i had done it; because i like to set expectations early on that i am honest and responsible and kind of a dumbass so don't give me anything hard or important to work on.
ah the reasonable answer
@zx3
hmm... don't suppose it exploded well enough you could tackle the nearest person and yell "snipers! get down!"
(not serious)