[PA system click, feedback whine] achtung, achtung. a path has been cleared to the basement storage closet. i repeat, a path has been cleared to the storage closet. morlock-level inhabs will no longer have to do the Gutentag Hop-Clop across the basement in order to avoid breaking their ankles.

also, many things that were not in plastic bins are now in plastic bins. inhabs level morlock through fraggle may now rend their hair and howl in astonished confusion.

that will be all.