zx3 @zx3@driveinsaturday.org
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the evil fucked up scientist: ooOOOooOoOo i came up with an EVIL DASTARDLY DISASTROUS TRANSFORMATION LASER THAT MAKES U change into ANYTHING!
me: *finishes burning the door with my thermite charges. it falls down* where is it motherfucker
the evil fucked up scientist: yOu wiLl bE aBle tO bE aNybOdy bUt yOur prEviOus fOrm!!
me: *pulls out a pistol and points at him* where is the lazer
the scientist: bUt u WiLL LoSe yOur hUmaNitY! you don't-
me: *slaps him with the gun* DID I FUCKING STUTTER
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literally every piece of media about transhumanism is like "OOO YOU WILL LOSE YOUR HUMANITY" mf ur talking to silly fwuffy squeak squeak fox puppy boi :3 I REJECTED MY MORTAL FLESH YEARS AGO
i say that as somebody who gets military fetishism to an extent. guns and armor and planes and tanks are cool. i like GI Joe and Metal Gear as much as the next dumbass Gen-Xer. but i dont want to go to someplace and see the same people who are currently shooting poor people in the face in impoverished countries walking around thinking they look badass. you don't. the difference between you and a guy dressed like Michael Myers is that the people you are emulating have a real body count.
if i ran a fan convention where people dressed up as various characters, my number one rule would be for anyone who wants to cosplay as a soldier in BDU's for a modern military outfit or an "operator" (read: corporate mercenary); their con ticket will cost seventeen swift kicks to the crotch with steel-toed boots. and then $50.
fuck that shit. dress like Sailor Moon or something. i don't care how much you like Cawla Doody. keep your warboner out of my festivities.
one more before bed, ran into a couple of Minnesota cousins at the family reunion. the purple one wouldn't shut up about Richard Baseheart, and the other two just wouldn't shut up.
lots of amazing costumes. SO many Velmas. a surprising number of Hazbin-ites, which i guess is the new Homestuck??? anybody????
oh, and i got to play a couple of my own personal arcade white whales.
among today's prize gets are: my original SW Kenner "Emperor Palpatine" (encased in lucite) signed by Ian McDiarmid, an autographed Simon Bisley print, and a Pac-Man eatin' noodles.
more tomorrow.
most of the guys here appear to be cosplaying as the Cinema Snob (said the shaved-headed white guy with stubble and glasses)
also more Velmas than i can count.
in line at KC Comicon, have seen one Thomas Bangalter costume (R. A. M. era) and one Guy-Man costume. envious? yes.
i want to get off mr. bones' wild ride.
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mods are asleep & nothing beside remains of this colossal wreck, post lone & level sands stretching far away
my favorite Little Golden Book is "The Recalcitrant App Server (That's Being a Little Bitch)"
i don't want to work. i want to be on a big couch with all my friends and be drunk and watch old anime. and there are snacks and it is okay to be cuddly and relaxed.
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100 days of genocide.
100 days and 75 years of Nakba.
100 days and 75 years of who counts and who doesn’t.
May the memory of each and every martyr be a blessing.
May their memory spark blessed liberation.
From the river to the sea, beyond borders and states.
Beyond colonialism and capitalism.
Beyond Islamophobia, antisemitism, and racism.
Beyond walls and militaries, police and prisons.
Beyond genocide.
To move, return, or stay.
To self-determine.
To self-organize.
To self-govern.
To live.
oh, Dr. Smirnoff, my favorite therapist, how i've missed you.
...what? i'tll be a month in three hours. less than. i made it a whole day more than last year. shut up. stop it. get help.
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TMKF (THIS MACHINE KILLS FASCISTS) 9000
owner of driveinsaturday.org
head projectionist for Drive-in Saturday, the internet's premier movie-riffing organization ("Joel who?")
- = flesh is fleeting, chrome is forever = -
Joined Nov 2022
