zx3 @zx3@driveinsaturday.org
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TMKF (THIS MACHINE KILLS FASCISTS) 9000
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2000 mg of painkillers, iced coffee and the "Clockwork Orange" soundtrack.
[sigh] let's FUCKING go.
re: pet health ~
@socketwench [hugs] you are taking very good care of her.
i am still here, just not checking Masto as often as i used to. i will swing back eventually.
you are all still doing very well. don't stop.
how am i? well i'm currently in my "reading 'Valis' for the fourth time" phase in my mental health journey. so...yeah.
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ACAB
the evil fucked up scientist: ooOOOooOoOo i came up with an EVIL DASTARDLY DISASTROUS TRANSFORMATION LASER THAT MAKES U change into ANYTHING!
me: *finishes burning the door with my thermite charges. it falls down* where is it motherfucker
the evil fucked up scientist: yOu wiLl bE aBle tO bE aNybOdy bUt yOur prEviOus fOrm!!
me: *pulls out a pistol and points at him* where is the lazer
the scientist: bUt u WiLL LoSe yOur hUmaNitY! you don't-
me: *slaps him with the gun* DID I FUCKING STUTTER
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literally every piece of media about transhumanism is like "OOO YOU WILL LOSE YOUR HUMANITY" mf ur talking to silly fwuffy squeak squeak fox puppy boi :3 I REJECTED MY MORTAL FLESH YEARS AGO
i say that as somebody who gets military fetishism to an extent. guns and armor and planes and tanks are cool. i like GI Joe and Metal Gear as much as the next dumbass Gen-Xer. but i dont want to go to someplace and see the same people who are currently shooting poor people in the face in impoverished countries walking around thinking they look badass. you don't. the difference between you and a guy dressed like Michael Myers is that the people you are emulating have a real body count.
@Momentrabbit awww no. i'm sorry to hear that.
if i ran a fan convention where people dressed up as various characters, my number one rule would be for anyone who wants to cosplay as a soldier in BDU's for a modern military outfit or an "operator" (read: corporate mercenary); their con ticket will cost seventeen swift kicks to the crotch with steel-toed boots. and then $50.
fuck that shit. dress like Sailor Moon or something. i don't care how much you like Cawla Doody. keep your warboner out of my festivities.
@JulieSqveakaroo if they were costumes, they were VERY realistic and i hope whoever was in them was having fun!
one more before bed, ran into a couple of Minnesota cousins at the family reunion. the purple one wouldn't shut up about Richard Baseheart, and the other two just wouldn't shut up.
@anthracite "hi, my name is clarence, my pronouns are JOZYXQYK/[dolphin chatter, foghorn]"
lots of amazing costumes. SO many Velmas. a surprising number of Hazbin-ites, which i guess is the new Homestuck??? anybody????
oh, and i got to play a couple of my own personal arcade white whales.
among today's prize gets are: my original SW Kenner "Emperor Palpatine" (encased in lucite) signed by Ian McDiarmid, an autographed Simon Bisley print, and a Pac-Man eatin' noodles.
more tomorrow.
most of the guys here appear to be cosplaying as the Cinema Snob (said the shaved-headed white guy with stubble and glasses)
also more Velmas than i can count.
in line at KC Comicon, have seen one Thomas Bangalter costume (R. A. M. era) and one Guy-Man costume. envious? yes.
i want to get off mr. bones' wild ride.
- pronouns
- he/him, occasionally it/them
TMKF (THIS MACHINE KILLS FASCISTS) 9000
owner of driveinsaturday.org
head projectionist for Drive-in Saturday, the internet's premier movie-riffing organization ("Joel who?")
- = flesh is fleeting, chrome is forever = -
Joined Nov 2022
