MADDKAP JR: How do you know which car goes first at a four way stop?
MADDKAP: It’s whichever car got there first.
JR: What if they got there at the same time?
M: The one to the right goes 1st.
JR: What if 4 of them get there at the same time?
M: … then it goes by color. Rainbow order.
JR: What if they’re all the same color?
M: … alphabetical order by make, then model.
JR: But what if-
M: Car age. Oldest first. Then driver age.
JR: Are you making this up?
M: I’m not sure anymore.