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BREAKING: CANADA IN GENERAL CHAOS. SOCIETY BREAKING DOWN. THE END IS NEAR.

@dolari Quick, everyone! It is our civic duty to go to our kitchens and begin making gravies! This shortage must not last.

@dolari We may have to tap into our strategic maple syrup reserves to quell the inevitable gravy riots up here!

@dolari Sorry, my kid recently visited Canada, and drank all the gravy.

@dolari Oh, it’ll be back out shortly. Roughly the same color. Slightly different texture. Don’t think you want it.

@dolari it's at desperate times like these when a great nation calls upon its mightiest defenders, eh

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