First Spinal Specialist appointment:
"Well, let me see here. We've got some arthritis in your spine, no big deal, some very minor stenosis on C5, that's just age, not a big deal and, and C6......DEAR LORD WHAT HAPPENED HERE JFC KID WHEN WERE YOU RUN OVER BY A STEAM ROLLER?!?!"
I may be paraphrasing, of course.
@dolari have you ever considered that you might be part Toon?
