Jenn Dolari @dolari@driveinsaturday.org
- Closetspace
- http://dolari.net/cs
- A Wish for Wings
- http://dolari.net/awfw
- The Dolari Library
- http://dolari.net
- Everything Else
- https://linktr.ee/dolari
- Artist for Closetspace and A Wish for Wings
- Associate Narrative Designer for Magic: The Gathering - Universes Beyond
- Writer for Sea of Legends
- One Enchilada Short of a Mexican Platter
- Opinions My Own
Joined Dec 2022
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HR: You’re going to need to temper your enthusiasm.
Me: My last review you said you wanted more exuberance?
HR: ...but yelling “Fuck Yeah!” every time they announce there is cake in the break room isn’t what we had in mind.
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My husband came home without eggs from the farm he's been buying them from because he noticed they put out a "Proud Republicans" sign.
Remember when you never knew how people voted? I do.
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The library wants me to return a book I checked out on conquering procrastination. I feel they had fair notice it would be late.
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Idea: Super-entity named "Headmaster" that operates out of a school
You would think that they run the place, but actually their power is having complete control over the physical properties and chemical composition of their head
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Achievement Unlocked: strangers perceive you as a woman!
Achievement Unlocked: women treat you like one of the girls!
Achievement Unlocked: you now get attention from straight men...
A̶c̵h̸i̴e̸v̵e̵m̶e̷n̴t̶ ̶U̸n̴l̷o̷c̶k̶e̷d̸: straight men now look at you with hungry, vacant eyes
Ā̶̢̺̯̥̼̗̐͘ç̷̙̞̟̈́̍h̴̠͇̪̄i̵͎̮̽͗̌ę̴̳̣͈̃͗̌̄v̵̬͠ẻ̵͕͍̒͆ṃ̷̻̮̩̹͎̈͠e̸̱̺̟̝͓̓̄͜n̶̛͈͒̓͂t̴̡̰͔̣͌̈́ͅ ̷̡̤̫̐̽̏̇͝͝Ǘ̵̡̝͓̻͌n̵̝̼͎͙͊̀̈́͛͋̏l̵̢̲͓̐o̵͔̮͚̣͉̚c̸̱̪̯̯͌̊k̶̫̘̪̭̘̈́́̍̽̕e̴̢̗̹͉̮̊̓̑͗͂d̶͕̝̱̟̊̈́: obviously unsafe straight men now hit on you at the gas station
Ả̶̭̻̜͙̩̜͎̰͍̺͂͂̂̓̔̈́̿͒̽̈́̍̾͜ç̷̡̗̞̘͖̣̩̘͗͂h̷̢̺̣͉̬̟͑͆̓̀͆͐̈́͐̋̚i̸̲̖̻̫͋̈͋̎̚e̸̫̮͎͎͐̀͌͘̕͠v̵̨͈̜̮͈̞̦͗̋̈͝͠͝e̷͙̒̅̈̈́m̸͇̗͐̄́̽e̷̲̭̪͍̻̼̣̊̑̊̐͊̌͆͑͘̚͠͝ņ̶̧̞̫̝̯̻̣͔̗͈̔́̽͒̀̽́̂̏t̵̢̹͎̯͖͔̥̓̋̋̄́̊̂̀̚͝ ̶̛̞̫̣̱̄̿̏̃̅̐̉̋̚͘͝ͅU̵̡̧̨̲̰̗̥̣͉͐̒̽̚͠n̶̫̦̱̽͋̆̓l̶̡̧͖̭̰̹̯̣͎͚͇͋̌͑̈́͜ǫ̸̼̦͉̞̫́͑̀͂̇̾̏̿̑̚̚͝͝c̶̢̢͎̗̳̹̮̩̯͎̹̪͂k̷̥͖͐̉̄͊́̏̈́̅̄̿ĕ̵̛͇̼̯͎d̴̫͉̎͗͗͂ ̷̦̬̲̦́̂̈́́̾̽̿̓͊͜͝: you can't even buy a coffee without a man talking to you
@TonyaMarie @qurlyjoe - One of my Canadian friends mentioned that Wolverine is from the Maritimes, and should therefore sound like Bubbles from Trailer Park Boys.
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@msdosreference@final.li - How does this differ from a PATH variable? Is it pre-PATH and just never went away?
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@gaghyogi49 - Were those the old Season 2 uniforms? Or were they new? I seem to remember comparing the colored "piping" on the shoulders, and I noticed the piping was "flat" in All Good Things, where I thought the piping was round on the originals. They also don't appear to be spandex, but the same material as the contemporary uniforms of the time.
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are long distance mind melds encrypted
@VVitchy - I meant more "general subscription services" but just said Hello Fresh cause it was off the top of my head. That said, good to know this info if I go that route.
I wonder if I could make that Gochujang Chicken Burger. Frying the chicken isn't a problem, it's finguring out how to make the Gochujang glaze myself....
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@I_Like_Books@strangeobject.space - That's pretty much what I do, too, with the batch cooking. I make six portions of three different meals for the whole week. The problem I run into is that I can't buy even as little for that.
It's hard to buy groceries for just one person, so to cut down on wasted food, I've been freezing leftover ingredients. After seven months, my freezer was far too packed, so I cleaned it out, and still wasted a LOT of food.
Once a job comes my way, I really am considering a thing like Hello Fresh. I'll be spending the same amount for food as I am now, but at least it won't be completely wasted six months to a year later.
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We always win when we actually show up. You’d think we’d have showed up a bit more reliably before things got this bad. Now we have to show up like this. A lot. Because this ain’t over. It’s barely begun.
Source: @Karoli
https://mastodon.social/@Karoli@crooklyn.social/110856731584545069
- Closetspace
- http://dolari.net/cs
- A Wish for Wings
- http://dolari.net/awfw
- The Dolari Library
- http://dolari.net
- Everything Else
- https://linktr.ee/dolari
- Artist for Closetspace and A Wish for Wings
- Associate Narrative Designer for Magic: The Gathering - Universes Beyond
- Writer for Sea of Legends
- One Enchilada Short of a Mexican Platter
- Opinions My Own
Joined Dec 2022
