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I've noticed a distinct lack of Cream Gravy in my diet as of late, and I believe I need to rectify this. Already bought groceries this week, but next week, we're havin' Threadgill's Chicken Fried Steak.

"My parents didn't fail me. And I didn't fail my parents. The world they set me up to succeed in simply stopped existing."

That time someone texted me because they were tired of playing Monopoly with their in-laws.

@ami_angelwings - There used to be a website called "Sudden Instant Impromptu Cat Nose" that was nothing but porn pictures with cats walking in covering the "naughty" bits.

It's where I get my name for my "Sudden Instant Impromptu Stream" videos.

@socketwench - The vote closed beofre I got a chance, but I would have gone with B&W Animation.

Body: Okay, Jenn. I'm ready to go to sleep now.

Jenn: Oh, no. You wanted to wake up on five hours of sleep. We now have appointments and errands to do before everything closes.

Body: But I didn't WANT to sleep then, I WANT to sleep now.

Jenn: Next time, think about that before waking me the @#%^ up on five hours of sleep.

@cubeyterra - This was more of an issue of "We are taking the land, you can either profit by this, or be destroyed." I took profit.

But it will help keep me afloat while I continue to fail to find work.

I just lost 1/2 acre of land, but got handsomely paid for it.

I'll decide if I'm happy or sad later.

I have a Chicken and Waffles recipe (well, Cuccos and Waffles). I think once I get a job, or some money comes in, I'm gonna get a waffle maker.

I LOVE WAFFLES.

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