Jenn Dolari @dolari@driveinsaturday.org

Never roll your own date time library kids

"It's Charlie."
"Who?"
"Your neighbor, Charlie."
"Who?"
"Charlie."
"Who?"
"From next door."
"Who?"
"This is getting old, Matt."
"Sorry man, what's up?"

Uh oh.
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When I was in my early 20’s, I hustled my ass off. I worked 2 jobs and a side hustle. I drank 8 cups of coffee a day and popped No Doz pills to work at night.

And then I burned the fuck out. And crashed hard.
And it wasn’t worth it.

There’s a lot of folks who will tell you: “grind to the point of exhaustion. Chase wealth and rest later. Make work your only religion.”

That advice is poison. It will leave you broken and hurt and tired and alone.

how many browser tabs do you have open right now

Q: Knock knock.
A: Who's there?
Q: Control freak.
Q: Now you say "Control freak who?"

#MyFavouriteJokes

"Try to be less of a dick next time."

- the Buddha, paraphrased-ish

The word "Vacation" sounds like it ought to mean the process of turning something into a cow. 🐂

That's so interesting.
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Mood.

The gender today is a swarm of phoenixes.

It's an endless cycle.
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Was watching a friend go for NES Metroid Retro Achievements on her stream last night and thought of an ironic graphic tee for Samus.

#Art #DigitalArt #Sketch #Fanart #Metroid #Samus

How to be well received in life in one easy step:

1. Don’t be an asshole

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