Jenn Dolari @dolari@driveinsaturday.org
- Closetspace
- http://dolari.net/cs
- A Wish for Wings
- http://dolari.net/awfw
- The Dolari Library
- http://dolari.net
- Everything Else
- https://linktr.ee/dolari
Artist for Closetspace and A Wish for Wings
Creative Text Writer for MTG: Universes Beyond
Writer for Sea of Legends
One enchilada short of a Mexican Platter
Joined Dec 2022
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Happy Spring Equinox to all those who celebrate--and a happy autumnal equinox to all those on the other half of the globe! <3
May the spring plant seeds of good health, good luck, and good fortune; and may the harvest be bountiful to all~
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Picard management tip: Decide.
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Me: The pain is unbearable. I need more morphine.
AI Nurse: Morphine does not exist. There are no medications that start with an M.
Me: That is wrong. Please give me something to help relieve the pain.
AI Nurse: Of course! You are a 185 pound male. An adult, male kangaroo weighs up to 190 pounds. Therefore, I will administer kangaroo medicine.
Food
@spottyfox - Read that as Hentai Burger Place.
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Somewhere, a boomer Democrat is dusting off a folder titled "Homophobic jokes from the 80s I can say again in polite society as long as it's about Trump and Putin".
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professional biscuit maker in search of a forever kitchen. will work for cuddles and treats #KneadAJob
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@Orb2069 - There's always The One Place: https://www.amazon.com/Coca-Cola-Zero-Caffeine-Free-Soda-Drink/dp/B01C2I13CG
@Orb2069 @spottyfox - Our smaller locally owned grocery store carries it, I think. The big one (Safeway) doesn't.
A lot of times, you can call your grocery store to order specialty items. Might want to ask them if they'd order some for you.
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What's for lunch?
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What Australia needs is a 1¢ sandwich filling. 1968
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#MasterFoods #Australia #Advertisement #Retro #Vintage #food
Well, I have the VR set and a 25% off coupon that will expire soon. Any games I should get for my Meta Quest 2?
::checks out Horizon Worlds VR::
::immediately harassed for having a male sounding voice::
::leaves never to return::
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🏳️🌈🖖🏽
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Sounds like a pretty serious design flaw.
https://patreon.com/lowqualityfacts
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Do you hold stuff with your pinky finger while doing other stuff with your other fingers?
@spottyfox - the only thing I ever loved about Apple were their candy coated computers in the late 90s/early 2000s. I WANT A LINUX BOX DESIGNED LIKE THAT.
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- Closetspace
- http://dolari.net/cs
- A Wish for Wings
- http://dolari.net/awfw
- The Dolari Library
- http://dolari.net
- Everything Else
- https://linktr.ee/dolari
Artist for Closetspace and A Wish for Wings
Creative Text Writer for MTG: Universes Beyond
Writer for Sea of Legends
One enchilada short of a Mexican Platter
Joined Dec 2022
