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This perfectly captures the pacing and tone of “the NYT voice”, aka, “How do we make this comprehensible to white people who don’t know how to use Google or Wikipedia?”

When people want to name their kid after a state, they never seem to choose Pennsylvania or Rhode Island

LB - When I came out to my best friend in High School, she immediately called me she and her, and never ever called me my old name ever again. Thirty years later, and she's never made a mistake....

@georgetakei - I WAS TOLD THERE WAS GOING TO BE NO MATH IN MY WINE TASTING

genuinely one of the worst things that’s happened to television in the last few years (exacerbated by streaming services) is death of Filler. going from 20 episodes to 8 because “we didn’t really need that episode where the main characters went to the beach right? it had no long lasting effect” but we DID!!! we needed to see how they act without the Big Bad Plot and to establish the dynamics between the characters and lay in the sun (do they forget sunscreen? how do they react to a thieving seagull? do they get buried in the sand or do they do the burying?). the plot isn’t everything. the action doesn’t hit as hard without the quiet moments. give us character development and our little scenes back

@Shrigglepuss - It's funny, because when I was in high school, we all learned CPR in Health class and became officially certified.

Snacks 

Disappointed by these alleged "M&M Mega"

I was expecting something the size of billiard balls

US English: Van Go
UK English: Van Goff
Dutch: Van [eldritch sound]

"It's not a sandwich! It's a GNU/Sandwich!" bellowed Richard Stallman

You would be surprised at how much I would pay for this, if it actually existed.

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