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Please stop calling Trump "Donnie." Do not ruin the One True Donnie for me:

@Neige@plush.city - The secret is waking up just a few minutes before....

Did you know if you have a SodaStream machine and you accidentally add more carbonation to it you get a Mentos & Coke style soda water geyser?

ASK ME HOW I KNOW!

Just for the record: I cannot actually stuff my whole hand in my mouth.

But my Chun-Li game is devastating.

Interviewer: "What are your qualifications for this position?"

Candidate 1: "I was a small business owner for several years, bachelor's degree in chemical sciences, and volunteer with the girl scouts."

Candidate 2: "Rotary Club member, was an advisor to the governor of North Dakota on arthritic medicines."

Jenn: "I got second place in a Street Fighter Tournament with Chun Li in 1994. I can fit my my whole hand in my mouth."

Be the ancient advanced alien race you want to see in the universe.

My heartfelt condolences to the family and friends of actress Patti Yasutake. Fans will forever cherish her portrayal of Nurse Alyssa Ogawa on “Star Trek: The Next Generation.” Personally, I’ll remember her as a dear friend, whose sister was the late Irene Hirano Inouye, a founder of the Japanese American National Museum.

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@JustOneMoreThing@mindly.social - I try very hard not to think about age and just be genuine to myself as I feel.

Just turned fifty a few days ago.

oh my god they're saying those stranded astronauts are going to have to stay on the ISS until next year

@spottyfox :

Hey look it's He Man!
It's totally He Man!
He's gonna punch out everyone!

He walks to the camera!
He punches the TV!
He's gonna throw Beast Man in mud!

He Man!

So...I've been kinda busy these last two weeks. Anything happen while I was out?

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