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"What's THAT?"
"It's a book!"
"Well, what's THAT?"
"It's a non volatile storage medium. It's very rare, you should have one!"
"Stuff it!"

“Wow, these are great! You’re so creative! What kind of drugs were you on when you made them?”

“Antibiotics for my ear infection.”

Americans will really do anything to avoid using the metric system.

They need to bring back the 70s dude with the peavey on packages of Brawny #shopping

Non vegan food 

Holy shit y'all. Taste test in a few minutes.

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girls only want one thing

and it's walkable mixed use medium-density urbanism

I was today years old when I was re-re-reminded that one of the songs in The Transformers: The Movie (the 1986 one) is a cover of a John Farnham song.

I’m old enough to remember the first TED talk.
It was most excellent.

Suggestion:

Self-boosts should be called 'boasts'.

Last Boost:

1) The lesson of my time at Nintendo is "The Company Will Never Love You Back.

2) The lesson of my time at Tableau was "A Good Company can Always Be Corrupted."

Hello everyone! My name is H.B. and I'm an illustrator whose work is inspired by textures and storybook aesthetics.

INPRNT: inprnt.com/gallery/hbtyson/
Find me elsewhere: hbtyson.carrd.co/

This can only but make one smile. As seen on march in solidarity with #Stopcopcity and #Tortugita in Minneapolis.

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