Jenn Dolari @dolari@driveinsaturday.org

Tri-Tip is the most phallic of steaks....

Joe Biden: "Let's finish the job."

Jenn: "I'm still waiting on you to start it."

Full disclosure: Yes, I voted for him. Didn't want to, but I did it. The alternative was for this country to go down a dark fascist path, one we're seeing play out on the state level. I'll vote for him again, even if I don't want to, becuase the alternative will by the erasure of the trans population at the federal level....

AAAA! NEW MAGICAL DROP.

...same as all the old Magical Drop games, but now in HD. ❤️

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_ZPBng9z9Yo

For the first time TO Nintendo instead of FROM Nintendo: "Chump don't want the help, chump don't get the help."

Guildhall Studios' Sea of Legends is available again! And I worked on it! Go read some of Jenn's first paid writing content, and, you know, get a good game while you're at it!

https://seaoflegends.backerkit.com/hosted_preorders/515041#

Gonna try the struan bread AGAIN. But this time really closely monitor the oven. I don't think the yeast was overworked, but the oven cooked the bread too quickly causing the collapse.

Plus that bread was REALLY REALLY good, and wouldn't mind another two weeks of that. :D

I was fired from the Texas Department of Transportation in 2002 over shit like this. You'd think in twenty years there'd be some headway. But no. Just more back sliding.

https://cbsaustin.com/news/local/texas-agriculture-commissioner-orders-employees-to-wear-clothes-consistent-with-their-biological-gender

Now we wait for the inevitable Video Game Tie In for the Super Mario Bros. Movie by a third party with maybe three games under their belt who didn't quite understand the movie and translated it badly to the Playstation 5.

Super Mario Bros. Movie review:

OPEN: SMBM.FinalDraftScript.trelby
FIND: Peach
REPLACE: Daisy
SAVE: SMBM.FinalDraftScript.trelby

Perfection!

Someone. Please. PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE. Redub this with Vic Romano and Kenny Blankenship.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hBEzf_BPSs4

I don't remember the original Tiny Toons Adventures being so Acme-Loo centered. At least not after the first season or two. Still, looking forward to this. :)

WATER GO DOWN THE HOOOOOOLE

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z0orWhP8HXw

This is what it's like in my head 24/7: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2n_Ae9DGC0U

Ingredients for those who'd like to try it. It's a very different flavor and might be an acquired taste, but I love it, personally:

12 cups Watermelon cubed
24-30 Mint leaves
6 tablespoons Lemon juice
1.5 tablespoon Sugar/Sucralose (optional, if the watermelon isn't sweet enough)
1.5 teaspoon Roasted cumin powder
3 teaspoon Himalayan salt
0.38 teaspoon Black pepper

Run through a blender until smooth.

The Indian Spiced Watermelon Mint Smoothie makes its first appearance for this year. :9

Since the Enterprise-D Cat is out of the Spacedock Bag, and all the production crew are showing off pics of them on the bridge, here's the story of my own visit to the Enterprise Bridge. Although it wasn't the one you all saw on screen.

So, back in 2008, when I was moving to Seattle a friend and I took a side trip to the Star Trek Experience. Coincidentally the same time as the Las Vegas Sci Fi Convention so it wasn't just packed, it was packed with events. So we showed up, did both the experiences, and made reservations for tickets for the "Captain's Chair" photo op late that day.

So, towards the end of the day, we show up at our appointment time, and sit at the bench and wait. And wait. AND WAIT. After about a half hour, a hostess pops up and asks us why we're there. We show her the tickets for the Captain's Chair photo op, and out comes a walkie talkie and some stern words (I got the idea they weren't supposed to do a photo op at the time we got them, but we were already there). She puts it away, and in a customer service switch flip like I've never seen, she puts on her best hostess smile and escorts us to the Bridge. Fiancee sits in the Captain's chair, I'm standing behind at tactical and we get an amazing picture of us both ON THE FREAKIN' BRIDGE OF THE ENTERPRISE D.

Out comes the walkie talkie and they mention we're about to leave the bridge, but there's a bit more stern talking and everything. And we get told "So, the Borg Experience tour is running right now, and we can't let you out until they pass, so feel free to look around for the next ten minutes." We weren't allowed to take pics, but TEN MINUTES ON THE FREAKIN' BRIDGE OF THE ENTERPRISE D.

After about ten minutes they begin walking us through the backstage cooridoors to the lobby, and there's another walkie talkie squawk that the Borg tour is running late and we were about to cross at the same time as the Borg tour was crossing. So the hostess piled us into a closed Borg Alcove for about 2 minutes, while we waited for that tour to pass.
BEST DAY EVER.

I'm not a fan of pics of myself, and while I have the pic of me on the bridge, that's not getting shared around. But I do have pics from the trip to the Star Trek experience: https://dolari.net/pics/index.php?/category/Dolari-Grand-Tour-2008/Nevada