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My new book, "Why You Should Be Excited About Change and Not Deeply Suspicious that Your Boss Has Just Handed You a Book About Why You Should Be Excited About Change" has people asking a lot of questions already answered by my book

Mastodon instance admins seeing the hordes of Twitter escapees heading their way.
#RedPanda

are negative integers whole numbers in the mirror universe

Multiple temporary open positions at Proxima Maintenance Yards due to Epidemic-Scale Mating Ritual Leave Cover. Open a subspace channel to the Personnel Manager at Proxima Maintenance Yards with code Phi-Eight-Nine for further details.

#StarTrek #JoinStarfleet #Starfleet

the old internet is dying, the new internet struggles to be born, now is the time of monsters

Moods were a mistake, humans were not meant to have moods

As the web collapses and search engines become a meaningless mess of ads and AI generated results, it's time to get in on the ground floor of the next big rebound industry: door-to-door encyclopedia sales

Tip for newcomers:

While giving a ★ to posts you enjoy on Mastodon is nice, it does not help to boost the post in any way. It only shows the creator that you enjoyed their post.

It helps a post on here much more to engage with it by "boosting" which reposts it to your followers, or replying to it!

#feditips

I am once again surprised at how well Fedi is holding up to yet more people moving from the Birdsite.

Turns out furries and trans girls really do know how to operate the internet competently.

I'm copying a recipe from one of my DS Recipe Books and I noticed it has suggestions for a birthday meal. I decided to take a look. Here's what it suggests. If I wasn't trying to save cash, I'd actually do this. :D

Meal 1: Perfect Hamburgers, Oven Fries, All-Purpose Buttery Yellow Cake

Meal 2: Crispy Chicken Parmesan, Baked Macaroni and Cheese, Easy Yellow Cupcakes

Meal 3: Deep Dish Cheese Pizza, Greens with Creamy Italian Dressing, Emergency Chocolate Cake

I saw this comic in January of 2022 and it was legitimately a contributor to finally cracking my egg

It was like being given a view to an alternate future I could choose

House is pretty much deep cleaned, except for the kitchen (i still need to cook one of next week's meals) and the bathrooms (eww). Gonna take a little break and cook that last meal, then if I still have the spoons, start cleaning the kitchen.

Thinking about changing instances. Is there a service where can input who i follow and who follows me and it will tell me if anyone would get disconnected by migrating to a new instance? I know I can see which instances are blocked by a new instance, but it seems cumbersome to go through all the accounts i follow and check the lists for each instance I am considering. #accountmigration

🧵 Welcome newbies & those trying it out while twitter sorts out its shit show. Here’s some tips that’ll make for an optimal experience here:

1 - use alt text on your images, so people that don’t have the same abilities as you can enjoy your content. Your posts won’t get boosted if it’s missing.

2 - follow lots & post as much as you want. There is no algorithm, you can’t upset it by posting too little or too much and you will have a better experience the more people you follow & boost. 1/5

Not only does Taco Cabana not make good food anymore, they haven't made good commercials since the Sean Elliot days. ;)

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The first weekend of the month I spend deep cleaning the house. It didn't happen last month, cause of the neck pain. But this week I'm doing pretty good, and managed to do the living room and dining room, as well as the kitchen hallway.

Then I managed to cook two of next week's three meals for the week, AND riffed a pretty good movie with friends without being surly cause of pain.

It was a good day, and I'm celebrating with a birthday cake flavored Blizzard.

I usually pay for it the next day, but we'll see. Cause there's still another half of the house to deep clean.

Dear Twitter people. Lots of us were once Twitter people too. This place will not spoon-feed you. Passive participation doesn’t work here. This is a very active and buzzing place, but unless you FOLLOW people and INTERACT, it will pass you by.

Follow people. Lots of them. You can always remove them later. But really, follow early, follow often.

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