Jenn Dolari @dolari@driveinsaturday.org

So "ratification" has nothing to do with turning people into rats

I've sat 15 minutes on the side of 2024 and tried to make myself write "Happy new year!" but... it's not coming.

Let's just try to survive another one, eh?

We still have 13 years to be afraid of Wednesdays.
https://patreon.com/lowqualityfacts

what year is it

Oh, you need screws? What kind?
We got drywall lads, uh… sheetrock men… or do you just need some—

Keep whistling, motherfucker. Tomorrow your ass belongs to the people of the United States

here's the annual update of the intro scene of the SNES game "The Firemen"

#StarTrek #NewYearsEve

Happy new year, East Coast US

Let's keep doing stuff for another 365 days I suppose

I made this

Let's talk about sexy shit, like over-complicated pneumatic systems for the delivery of documents and other sundry small items

are you a heal slut or a

Kirk: Follow the Prime Directive.
Picard: Learn to like children.
Sisko: Don't commit a war crime.
Janeway: Stop violating ethics just because I'm wearing a tank top.
Archer: Lay off the workplace harassment of T'Pol.
Burham: Let the bridge crew have character development without them dying at the end.
Pike: Get my hair height to reach a meter.
Freeman: But I'm already a Great Captain!
Dal: Don't get cancelled again.

#FictionalCharactersNewYearsResolution #StarTrek

To celebrate our new year, we here at moth. zone are announcing a new mascot: Mike the Fuck Rat

2023 was certainly one of the years of all time

Welcome to the public domain, STEAMBOAT WILLIE (1928)! https://archive.org/details/SteamboatWillie