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Tony Hawk: I'd like to turn myself in for murder.

Cop: Are you Tony Hawk?

Tony Hawk: Yes.

Cop: If you're Tony Hawk where's your skateboard?

Tony Hawk, holding up a blood-soaked skateboard: It dug right into his skull. I am a monster

Cop: You look a little old to be Tony Hawk

Condé Nast Union Members Launch 24-Hour Walkout Amid Layoff Talks

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[Note that other Condé Nast-owned media sites like New Yorker, Wired, etc have their own unions so aren't part of this.]

That which doesn’t kill you still makes you pretty upset about the attempt

My cinnamon rolls may not look correct, but they taste VERY correct.

#StarTrekTheNextGeneration "The Measure of a Man" remains some of the best #StarTrek in existence and some of the best TV ever made.

"Consider that in the history of many worlds, there have always been disposable creatures. They do the dirty work. They do the work that no one else wants to do because it's too difficult or too hazardous.... You don't have to think about their welfare, you don't think about how they feel. Whole generations of disposable people."

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"What's the lesson here, guys?"
"We don’t know.”
"C’mon, think about it."
"Don't be assholes?"
"Don’t be assholes. Especially to…”
"To the guy with the thumbs?"
"To the guy with the thumbs."

The most believable thing about Majora’s Mask is that everyone is working their normal jobs 3 days before the end of the world.

I keep walking past my kitchen, and because I haven't washed all my dishes from last night gyudon bowl, it smells like a Teriyaki Shop. They need to make that an air freshener.

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