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Austin Dern, Dean of Coatis

The Mastodon Story.

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Now that the cinnamon rolls are "perfected" I'm making angel biscuits for this week. I forgot how much I love love LOVE the smell of southern style biscuits.

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Jenn, Noon: Crap, I'm out of ibuprofin.
Jenn, 1PM: Curled up shrivled little shell of a woman in the corner with a lot of minor muscle pain.

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If there's anything I took away from my time at Speakeasy and Tableau, it was the wekeend bagels we'd get....

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And so ends the saga of Jenn's cinnamon rolls. They were tasty to the end....

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George Takei :verified: 🏳️‍🌈🖖🏽

Where's the lie?

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Chris Partridge

A friend sent this to me and y'all might enjoy

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Corey

Never roll your own date time library kids

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Uncle Duke

"It's Charlie."
"Who?"
"Your neighbor, Charlie."
"Who?"
"Charlie."
"Who?"
"From next door."
"Who?"
"This is getting old, Matt."
"Sorry man, what's up?"

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Low Quality Facts

Uh oh.
patreon.com/lowqualityfacts

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JA Westenberg

When I was in my early 20’s, I hustled my ass off. I worked 2 jobs and a side hustle. I drank 8 cups of coffee a day and popped No Doz pills to work at night.

And then I burned the fuck out. And crashed hard.
And it wasn’t worth it.

There’s a lot of folks who will tell you: “grind to the point of exhaustion. Chase wealth and rest later. Make work your only religion.”

That advice is poison. It will leave you broken and hurt and tired and alone.

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🚛 sam fox starshine :therian: :neofox_flag_lesbian:

how many browser tabs do you have open right now

79 votes · Feb 13, 2024, 21:31
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Patrick Johanneson 🚀 🇨🇦

Q: Knock knock.
A: Who's there?
Q: Control freak.
Q: Now you say "Control freak who?"

#MyFavouriteJokes

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Grimm :bc:

"Try to be less of a dick next time."

- the Buddha, paraphrased-ish

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a stinky ox 🐂

The word "Vacation" sounds like it ought to mean the process of turning something into a cow. 🐂

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Low Quality Facts

That's so interesting.
patreon.com/lowqualityfacts

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Michael Lucas :flan_set_fire:

Mood.

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genderbot

The gender today is a swarm of phoenixes.

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Low Quality Facts

It's an endless cycle.
patreon.com/lowqualityfacts

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Retro Heart

Was watching a friend go for NES Metroid Retro Achievements on her stream last night and thought of an ironic graphic tee for Samus.

#Art #DigitalArt #Sketch #Fanart #Metroid #Samus

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