Jenn Dolari @dolari@driveinsaturday.org

We need a recreational substance that shifts you into an alternate dimension for a few hours

#startrek

Its it just me, or does anyone else think this when they read about Microsoft Copilot.

@RIDDLES

Sega Genesis 6 Button Controllers
Source: Diehard GameFan Volume 2, Issue 8 (July 1994)
Scan Source: Internet Archive

#retrogaming #sega

Happy #WhiskersWednesday! Pretty sure I posted this before but I'll try to get some new pictures of my cat soon.

had to say goodbye to my puppy last week. she was a tough little old lady, who lived a long life of sunbathing and walks. she was kind and patient with every person she met.

i could not have asked for a better friend.

#MastoArt #CreativeToots #FediArt

Another mystery solved.
https://patreon.com/lowqualityfacts

Dinner just arrived!

Happy Spring Equinox to all those who celebrate--and a happy autumnal equinox to all those on the other half of the globe! <3

May the spring plant seeds of good health, good luck, and good fortune; and may the harvest be bountiful to all~

Me: The pain is unbearable. I need more morphine.

AI Nurse: Morphine does not exist. There are no medications that start with an M.

Me: That is wrong. Please give me something to help relieve the pain.

AI Nurse: Of course! You are a 185 pound male. An adult, male kangaroo weighs up to 190 pounds. Therefore, I will administer kangaroo medicine.

Somewhere, a boomer Democrat is dusting off a folder titled "Homophobic jokes from the 80s I can say again in polite society as long as it's about Trump and Putin".

professional biscuit maker in search of a forever kitchen. will work for cuddles and treats #KneadAJob

#Caturday

Rami Malek is out of control.