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We're planning to be in the Kerrville-ish area for the eclipse. Looks like they're expecing a TON of folks out there. We won't be going to Kerrville specifically...but pretty close: today.com/video/how-kerville-t

One of the defining qualities of Whataburger that other chains don't understand is that their burgers tastes just as good cold as hot.

Finally, a proper hamburger.

More places need to understand that the most efficient fries to ketchup delivery system is cups and tubs.

I regret to admit that I do look better if I smile, but unfortunately for all the people that have told me that in life, they did not generate that particular visage, and so I have removed them and found others to do so.

Center Point, Texas, from the air. Somewhere near the bottom right of this picture is my former half acre of land.

So on the plane, I watched a Mythical Kitchen video about chicken tenders, and through the whole flight I was thinking about chicken tenders and cream gravy.

Thankfully I did find a 24 hour Whataburger. :)

WAT. HOW DO YOU CLOSE A WHATABURGER? IT IS 24 HOURS. IT IS A FORCE OF NATURE. ONE DOES NOT CLOSE A WHATABURGER.

CHECK THE ANGULAR VECTOR OF THE MOON!

(This post brought to you by listening to the Flash Gordon soundtrack in mid air)

Through security.

After being told repeatedly when I'd ask straight up for a pat down instead of a scanner (I always set them off and get a pat down anyways) that the scanners don't gender you anymore, I decided to try it. And of course it pinged me as having a foreign object in my chest, known as my breasts, and got the pat down anyway. They really need to fix that.

Also, mood whiplash between "I'M GONNA BE LATE!" and "oh...my flights delays, let's relax" is a real thing.

Choose up to TWO weapons!

I'm all packed, my game systems, phone, headphones and battery pack are all charging.

Theoretically, I should just wake up, slap on some clothes, and get moving.

Theoretically. 🙂

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