Jenn Boo-lari @dolari@driveinsaturday.org

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genuinely one of the worst things that’s happened to television in the last few years (exacerbated by streaming services) is death of Filler. going from 20 episodes to 8 because “we didn’t really need that episode where the main characters went to the beach right? it had no long lasting effect” but we DID!!! we needed to see how they act without the Big Bad Plot and to establish the dynamics between the characters and lay in the sun (do they forget sunscreen? how do they react to a thieving seagull? do they get buried in the sand or do they do the burying?). the plot isn’t everything. the action doesn’t hit as hard without the quiet moments. give us character development and our little scenes back

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Disappointed by these alleged "M&M Mega"

I was expecting something the size of billiard balls

US English: Van Go
UK English: Van Goff
Dutch: Van [eldritch sound]

mood

"It's not a sandwich! It's a GNU/Sandwich!" bellowed Richard Stallman

You would be surprised at how much I would pay for this, if it actually existed.

Folks I know comic platforms make it *look* like #webcomics are dead, but I can assure you, we are EVERYWHERE and still fighting, but you have to follow our links and our webrings!!

Reminder not to eat the rich.

The rich are apex predators, and they accumulate high concentrations of environmental toxins.

Instead, you should compost the rich

I totally get that online services need to sell ads and subscriptions to make money. No problem with that business model.

But on the flipside, it’s particularly irritating when the ads are by the same service you’re currently using, entirely to disrupt your experience, doing a song and dance about how, ‘Hey, if you want to avoid ads for ourself like this, just subscribe!’

*Taps mic*

There's no such thing as cosmetic surgery. The phrase is BS rhetoric.

Boob jobs, butt lifts, lipo, hair transplants--they should all be fully covered by insurance, *for cis people as well as trans*, and they should be covered to save costs.

Let me show you the math.