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When Brad and I first got together, we couldn’t have imagined that one day we’d be able to celebrate Pride Month so openly, let alone post about it on the internet. But here we are, joy and all. Happy Pride, everyone! Let’s keep showing up, speaking out, and marching forward (glitter optional, but encouraged). 🌈✨

The straights be like "ass n titties make a girl pretty" and the real girl-likers be like "yes but also thigh and slope of the neck where it meets your collarbone and the way the tip of your left ear pokes out from behind a lock of hair and your apparent hyperfixation on flowering plants that are well suited to Zone 4 and your inability to stay up past 10 on a weeknight and oh shit those bangs girl"

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Thinking about bringing back fractions of my age when people ask.

How old am I?
"53 and a half."

*filmstrip chime*

The Belle Epoque Era

*filmstrip chime*

The Belle Epoque era was known as a period in which precious few bellies were safe from a pokin'

Oh, hey, Zero Room. Always loved the idea behind that. Glad they brought it back.

Had a lovely evening with the girls, conquering the Ramen place I couldn't handle last time because of the toothache. Celebrating good friends, good jobs, and good money. While we can.

#1 reason why I don't use Threads? Every "dunk" you do on a pro-fascist post also reposts the original post and I don't need that image in my eyes these days.

Any Discworld fans here? I suddenly had an image of Death coming to a newly transitioned trans person on Discworld just to collect their deadname.

BE AT EASE. IT IS NOT YET YOUR TIME. I'M ONLY HERE FOR THE NAME.

#trans #transgender #Discworld #TerryPratchett

That feeling when you realize you're in the very deep end of a pool, but you also realize you're a strong swimmer so it's okay.

I have never had this kind of job before. And it turns out I'm doing it pretty well.

One emergency filling, a tooth ache, emergency root canal, cracked temp filling, cracked temp crown and final permanent crown I can eat like a human for the first time in almost two months!

This is what happens when you don't have insurance for two years because American Health Care System.

Hey hey, my Humanities class in highschool is finally paying off in the new job! I TOLD YOU I WAS LISTENING, MRS. GUERRERO!

Quote of the day: "This 'pancake' is neither rooty, tooty, fresh or fruity. HAVE THE CHEF MAIMED."

Remember that season of Power Rangers where Bulk and Skull were turned into Monkeys? Yeah, turns out it wasn't all a fever dream.

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