Jenn Dolari @dolari@driveinsaturday.org

The library wants me to return a book I checked out on conquering procrastination. I feel they had fair notice it would be late.

Idea: Super-entity named "Headmaster" that operates out of a school

You would think that they run the place, but actually their power is having complete control over the physical properties and chemical composition of their head

Achievement Unlocked: strangers perceive you as a woman!

Achievement Unlocked: women treat you like one of the girls!

Achievement Unlocked: you now get attention from straight men...

A̶c̵h̸i̴e̸v̵e̵m̶e̷n̴t̶ ̶U̸n̴l̷o̷c̶k̶e̷d̸: straight men now look at you with hungry, vacant eyes

Ā̶̢̺̯̥̼̗̐͘ç̷̙̞̟̈́̍h̴̠͇̪̄i̵͎̮̽͗̌ę̴̳̣͈̃͗̌̄v̵̬͠ẻ̵͕͍̒͆ṃ̷̻̮̩̹͎̈͠e̸̱̺̟̝͓̓̄͜n̶̛͈͒̓͂t̴̡̰͔̣͌̈́ͅ ̷̡̤̫̐̽̏̇͝͝Ǘ̵̡̝͓̻͌n̵̝̼͎͙͊̀̈́͛͋̏l̵̢̲͓̐o̵͔̮͚̣͉̚c̸̱̪̯̯͌̊k̶̫̘̪̭̘̈́́̍̽̕e̴̢̗̹͉̮̊̓̑͗͂d̶͕̝̱̟̊̈́: obviously unsafe straight men now hit on you at the gas station

Ả̶̭̻̜͙̩̜͎̰͍̺͂͂̂̓̔̈́̿͒̽̈́̍̾͜ç̷̡̗̞̘͖̣̩̘͗͂h̷̢̺̣͉̬̟͑͆̓̀͆͐̈́͐̋̚i̸̲̖̻̫͋̈͋̎̚e̸̫̮͎͎͐̀͌͘̕͠v̵̨͈̜̮͈̞̦͗̋̈͝͠͝e̷͙̒̅̈̈́m̸͇̗͐̄́̽e̷̲̭̪͍̻̼̣̊̑̊̐͊̌͆͑͘̚͠͝ņ̶̧̞̫̝̯̻̣͔̗͈̔́̽͒̀̽́̂̏t̵̢̹͎̯͖͔̥̓̋̋̄́̊̂̀̚͝ ̶̛̞̫̣̱̄̿̏̃̅̐̉̋̚͘͝ͅU̵̡̧̨̲̰̗̥̣͉͐̒̽̚͠n̶̫̦̱̽͋̆̓l̶̡̧͖̭̰̹̯̣͎͚͇͋̌͑̈́͜ǫ̸̼̦͉̞̫́͑̀͂̇̾̏̿̑̚̚͝͝c̶̢̢͎̗̳̹̮̩̯͎̹̪͂k̷̥͖͐̉̄͊́̏̈́̅̄̿ĕ̵̛͇̼̯͎d̴̫͉̎͗͗͂ ̷̦̬̲̦́̂̈́́̾̽̿̓͊͜͝: you can't even buy a coffee without a man talking to you

It's the weekend, baby
#StarTrek

@DotMaetrix Me too 😲

Smart.
https://patreon.com/lowqualityfacts

Seriously, what the fuck happened to google search?

We always win when we actually show up. You’d think we’d have showed up a bit more reliably before things got this bad. Now we have to show up like this. A lot. Because this ain’t over. It’s barely begun.

Source: @Karoli
https://mastodon.social/@Karoli@crooklyn.social/110856731584545069

how much caffeine can a human take

I want there to be a musical about Madam Pattirini, the Utah drag queen who was the child of Brigham Young, but I lack the time/talent/appetite for litigation from the Mormon Church necessary to make it myself

About once every ten years there's a huge scandal where it turns out the NSA has been spying on basically everyone on earth without a warrant, and there's a big angry blowup and Congressional hearings, and there's an agreement not to prosecute if the NSA agrees not to do it again. And then ten years later it turns out they kept doing it, or rather, shut down the old program and started up a new program doing the same thing in a new way. (1/2)

#Transgender #lgbtqia
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#TransRightsAreHumanRights

Justice Elena Kagan must be rolling her eyes so hard right now. She once told her friends not to send her free bagels and lox because she'd have to report the gift.

Meanwhile, Clarence Thomas is a one-man pay-to-play shop for billionaires with private jets and luxury vacas.

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