Jenn Dolari @dolari@driveinsaturday.org

This winter is going to be amazing

browsing in 2023 be like

Thanks Apple for my new email signature:

"Please do not reply this message to avoid starting a new interaction."

Ooooh yeeah!

I feel like I've stumbled into a Paddington sequel

Some days I can really relate to our office shredder:

Don't be mad at UPS workers for suddenly making a fuckton more money than you. Be mad at your employer for not paying YOU that much.

If you want what they now have, JOIN A FUCKING UNION. Expect more of the people who make money off of your work.

#Apple

it's cute when websites think I would turn off my ad blocker rather than just leaving the page

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DLTZctTG6cE

#StarTrek

It’s ok alcohol calories

I can be pretty empty too

HR: You’re going to need to temper your enthusiasm.

Me: My last review you said you wanted more exuberance?

HR: ...but yelling “Fuck Yeah!” every time they announce there is cake in the break room isn’t what we had in mind.

My husband came home without eggs from the farm he's been buying them from because he noticed they put out a "Proud Republicans" sign.

Remember when you never knew how people voted? I do.

The library wants me to return a book I checked out on conquering procrastination. I feel they had fair notice it would be late.