Jenn Dolari @dolari@driveinsaturday.org

Southwest Airlines, we really need to have a talk. I know Southwest of old, and I realize the days of the "Ten Minute Turnaround" are very over, but my last four flights with you have been super SUPER late. Uncle Herb wouldn't have stood for it.

Also, bring back the tan planes.

Home.

On the ground in Seattle. FINALLY. Five hours late.

Apparently, we've encountered Romulans on this flight, and have gone to Red Alert. SHIELDS UP!

Our flight attendant missed his calling as Triple Hs clone

My mask smells like Whataburger.

Well, we all had to get off the plane for some reason and moved to another. That's ANOTHER delay....

On the ground in Las Vegas. My window is filthy.

Phone comparison

It's not often I get to pull out the laptop on a flight, and certainly not comfortably. This is what my laptop usually looks like on these trips....

Also: MOOPSY.

Who says Southwest doesn't have business class?

On the ground in El Paso with a two hour lay over.

Oh hey. Schlotzsky's at the airport. Don't mind of I do.