Jenn Dolari @dolari@driveinsaturday.org
- Closetspace
- http://dolari.net/cs
- A Wish for Wings
- http://dolari.net/awfw
- The Dolari Library
- http://dolari.net
- Everything Else
- https://linktr.ee/dolari
Artist for Closetspace and A Wish for Wings
Creative Text Writer for MTG: Universes Beyond
Writer for Sea of Legends
One enchilada short of a Mexican Platter
Joined Dec 2022
Ah, Seven Can Soup. When you need a lot of food, very cheaply, right now.
Jenn Dolari
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@jsit @FatsGordo now we want a crossover in which the Ghostbusters refuse to accept Scrooge as a client for ethical reasons
Jenn Dolari
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A famous Klingon once said, "We are what we pretend to be, so we must be careful about what we pretend to be." Cruelty in jest is still cruelty. Bigotry as irony is still bigotry. Do not pretend to be that which you do not want to be.
Jenn Dolari
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Southwest Airlines, we really need to have a talk. I know Southwest of old, and I realize the days of the "Ten Minute Turnaround" are very over, but my last four flights with you have been super SUPER late. Uncle Herb wouldn't have stood for it.
Also, bring back the tan planes.
On the ground in Seattle. FINALLY. Five hours late.
Apparently, we've encountered Romulans on this flight, and have gone to Red Alert. SHIELDS UP!
Our flight attendant missed his calling as Triple Hs clone
Jenn Dolari
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Give a man a fish. Just give him the fish. He's hungry. You have extra fishes. Hand it over fuckface. He doesn't have time to go to your shitty fucking fishing school.
My mask smells like Whataburger.
Well, we all had to get off the plane for some reason and moved to another. That's ANOTHER delay....
It's not often I get to pull out the laptop on a flight, and certainly not comfortably. This is what my laptop usually looks like on these trips....
Also: MOOPSY.
Jenn Dolari
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On the ground in El Paso with a two hour lay over.
Oh hey. Schlotzsky's at the airport. Don't mind of I do.
- Closetspace
- http://dolari.net/cs
- A Wish for Wings
- http://dolari.net/awfw
- The Dolari Library
- http://dolari.net
- Everything Else
- https://linktr.ee/dolari
Artist for Closetspace and A Wish for Wings
Creative Text Writer for MTG: Universes Beyond
Writer for Sea of Legends
One enchilada short of a Mexican Platter
Joined Dec 2022
