Jenn Dolari @dolari@driveinsaturday.org

There are two wolves inside you. Technically this is a wolf-antiwolf pair. Lupton pair-production occurs when, as allowed by the Heisenberg uncertainty principle, a neutral bison gives rise to a pair of furmions which briefly exist as virtual particles before mutual annihilation. The lifetime of these particles is inversely proportional to their mass, per the Heisenberg equation. In rare cases, presence of a gravity gradient (eg the moon-earth-sun arrangement at full moon) can result in one of the virtual particles escaping, preventing annihilation and leaving the other to become real. These suddenly appearing luptons are colloquially known as hairballs. In theory the distribution of wolf-antiwolf (hairball) production via this so-called Hacking Radiation should be symmetric, however in experimental measurements we see more wolves at full moon and mostly anti-luptons at new moon. The reason for this asymmetry is not known. In this paper we will

Right at the end, David does well to say spontaneous loving and reassuring words to Susan instead of 'Holy ****! That ****ing phone box just ****ing disappeared into thin ****ing air!'

Kill the capitalist in your head.

One year ago today November 18, 2022 was the Twitter Lockout, and in one amazing day a quarter million new users flocked to Mastodon. Not everyone stayed, but a great many did. We have continued to confront disruptive growth, while striving to hold onto ideals of community, kindness and respect for each other. Is Mastodon perfect? No, but today, one year later, the state of our platform is strong. Open social media is thriving.

#twittermigration #mastodonmigration

doctor who is so cool i wish britain was real

That makes sense.
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A new scientific study suggests that climate change will cause snakes to become much bigger and I for one think this should become a more central part of our political messaging.

Picard management tip: If you're on red alert every day, then red alert means nothing.

Okay, I’ve just been stunned into stupefaction.

Just got passed by a car with three bumper stickers.

“Coexist” - with various religious and diversity symbols for the letters.
“Peace” - again, with various symbols for the letters.
“Moms For Liberty”.

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As Sesame Street once sang, “One of these things is not like the others…”

Are you colder than the surrounding high-humidity air? You may be entitled to condensation

Everyone: Hello, we would like society to improve.

Billionaires: Too bad, go scream into the void instead.

Everyone: Okay.

Billionaires: Also, we have bought all the voids. It now costs $100 to scream into the void.

Testing myself on how many hockey teams i can name and at least five of these are just made up

creeper

#MSGSphere #TheSphere

this means she plays hockey

#anime #canada

Finally, Canadian Elves

#canada #anime #fantasy

📢 #layoffs are almost always separate from #performance 📢

Keep this in mind when you are reviewing employees that have been affected by layoffs.

#hope #career #careers #laidoff #opentowork #hiring #hiringmanager #hiringmanagers