Jenn Dolari @dolari@driveinsaturday.org

Santa deniers be like: "science brought my presents"

Let's work together to make Mastodon a success. Here's some simple things you can do to help:

-Pretend that other social media platforms don't exist. If someone mentions Twitter or Facebook, change the subject by looking up to the sky and screeching loudly.

-Make new users feel welcome by messaging them and saying "I would do unspeakable things to benefit you".

-Get the word "Mastodon" tattooed onto your forehead. When asked about your terrible life decision, you can explain what Mastodon is.

when your gift is the motherlode of fetchables

#dogs

That's unfortunate.
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I discovered a funny thing today. If I squeeze the middle of the volume control on my wired earbuds, iTunes will open and the first movie — The Addams Family (1991) — will start playing.

I basically have an Addams Family button on hand at all times now.

I'm actually a big fan of the zero day work week

Sean_Bean_Skin.wsz

https://skins.webamp.org/skin/bab530f230fd47293a51980234e2275d

Sometimes a family is a group of fellow travellers, and the renegade commander who won't stop hunting them

You know what I kinda want? An end to "prestige TV" in scifi & fantasy and a return to lower-budget, lower-stakes, 26 episode seasons - complete with all the old tropes of filler episodes, bottle episodes, and the occasional 2 or 3 part arc.

Bring back colorful Macs, you cowards

While at it, atomic purple appliances as well

Also found a live music box version on YouTube. (Of course there had to be one. Ha!)
https://www.youtube.com/live/WZ3jPiTezcM?si=vMuMQAcSxSdGet7e

I love the Red Hot Chili Peppers.
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Because the abled world decided that COVID was over for them, COVID will seemingly never be over for some of us. All of the abled people who continue to whine about having to stay at home in 2020 (it was never lockdown, and I will never call it that) and how horrible it was to go without social interaction have pretty much ensured that some of us will never be able to socialize with anyone except through screens.

Hospitals are reinstating mask mandates and they’re still not getting it.

Piggybacking off of yesterday's loaded #poll

Do you believe the QUALITY of healthcare received should be determined by a person's ability to pay for it?

An example of what I'm driving at: Should a CEO have better quality healthcare than a cashier or a waiter?

Please boost for a wider demographic. Feel free to comment below, and please indicate where you're from for perspective. 😊

@ami_angelwings BE NOT UNSHAVED