Jenn Dolari @dolari@driveinsaturday.org

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Q: Knock knock.
A: Who's there?
Q: Control freak.
Q: Now you say "Control freak who?"

#MyFavouriteJokes

"Try to be less of a dick next time."

- the Buddha, paraphrased-ish

The word "Vacation" sounds like it ought to mean the process of turning something into a cow. 🐂

That's so interesting.
https://patreon.com/lowqualityfacts

Mood.

The gender today is a swarm of phoenixes.

It's an endless cycle.
https://patreon.com/lowqualityfacts

Was watching a friend go for NES Metroid Retro Achievements on her stream last night and thought of an ironic graphic tee for Samus.

#Art #DigitalArt #Sketch #Fanart #Metroid #Samus

How to be well received in life in one easy step:

1. Don’t be an asshole

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#SecondLife #SecondLifeDestinations #Lindenlab #VirtualWorld #metaverse #ValentinesDay #14February #Valentine #Valentine2024 #VirtualValentine

the city of #seattle is once again allowed to overzealously prosecute for #graffiti crimes

they even have a website where you can submit reports

it sure would be a shame if people flooded it with bullshit, making it unusable...

https://www.seattle.gov/police/need-help/neighborhood-issues/graffiti

🎨 🖌️

The memory's a little Fozzie.

Went down a minor rabbit hole regarding iconic reporter hats. I thought of Kolchak's straw hat. Then I was surprised to learn Kolchak: The Night Stalker was only on for one season. One? How did that happen?
https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0071003/

Kolchak: The Night Stalker is available for streaming on PeacockTV.

Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy entry for Earth needs revising to Mostly Harmless, except for humans who are mostly harmful.

Bonus panel here: http://smbc-comics.com/comic/temp
#smbc #hiveworks #comics #webcomics #science

There is something very powerful and self-actualizing about naming yourself. More people should do it. Including cis people.