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Finally, a proper hamburger.

More places need to understand that the most efficient fries to ketchup delivery system is cups and tubs.

Oh right, this film is actually a *time travel* flick.

The kid protagonist, David, was having a normal kid in US day in 1978. Poor kid goes to look for his kid brother, falls down a ravine into a dry creek bed, and wakes up the Regan era.

Kid, I hate to break it to you, it doesn't get any better over the following decades.

#wenchwatches #FlightOfTheNavigator

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I regret to admit that I do look better if I smile, but unfortunately for all the people that have told me that in life, they did not generate that particular visage, and so I have removed them and found others to do so.

Center Point, Texas, from the air. Somewhere near the bottom right of this picture is my former half acre of land.

So on the plane, I watched a Mythical Kitchen video about chicken tenders, and through the whole flight I was thinking about chicken tenders and cream gravy.

Thankfully I did find a 24 hour Whataburger. :)

WAT. HOW DO YOU CLOSE A WHATABURGER? IT IS 24 HOURS. IT IS A FORCE OF NATURE. ONE DOES NOT CLOSE A WHATABURGER.

CHECK THE ANGULAR VECTOR OF THE MOON!

(This post brought to you by listening to the Flash Gordon soundtrack in mid air)

Through security.

After being told repeatedly when I'd ask straight up for a pat down instead of a scanner (I always set them off and get a pat down anyways) that the scanners don't gender you anymore, I decided to try it. And of course it pinged me as having a foreign object in my chest, known as my breasts, and got the pat down anyway. They really need to fix that.

Also, mood whiplash between "I'M GONNA BE LATE!" and "oh...my flights delays, let's relax" is a real thing.

Choose up to TWO weapons!

I'm all packed, my game systems, phone, headphones and battery pack are all charging.

Theoretically, I should just wake up, slap on some clothes, and get moving.

Theoretically. 🙂

I can't put it off any longer. The deed MUST be done.

I'm going to have to clean the bathrooms.

::crosses self::

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