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Kombucha can only be legally labeled as kombucha if it was brewed in the sewer.

Since starting estrogen I’ve lost 35 lbs, almost entirely quit drinking alcohol, quit drinking caffeine every day, vastly improved my mental health through therapy, and I even regularly wear lotion and sunscreen. “mutilating my body”

Everyone: Hello, we would like society to improve.

Billionaires: Too bad, go scream into the void instead.

Everyone: Okay.

Billionaires: Also, we have bought all the voids. It now costs $100 to scream into the void.

I'm going to call that Oreo Coke a "Dessert Coke." It's actually quite good, but more than a small portion makes your tummy hurt.

Via @marcelias
🚨BREAKING: Missouri Supreme Court ORDERS abortion ballot measure placed back on the ballot!

A victory for abortion rights groups and the voters of Missouri.

"Transgender operations on illegal aliens in prison!" quote of the Debate

US politics 

like, to be clear, if you're voting in the US, vote for her. just, that's where fixing that country's problems starts, not where it ends.

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