Jenn Dolari @dolari@driveinsaturday.org

fun fact: Splatoon 1 supports gyro aim for the 2nd player in local multiplayer despite the pro controller not having a gyro by strapping a fucking wiimote to the controller

I guess I have my Friday plans sorted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VSf34AcTulM

I haven't seen a 9/11 crash this bad since 2001.

Kombucha can only be legally labeled as kombucha if it was brewed in the sewer.

Since starting estrogen I’ve lost 35 lbs, almost entirely quit drinking alcohol, quit drinking caffeine every day, vastly improved my mental health through therapy, and I even regularly wear lotion and sunscreen. “mutilating my body”

Everyone: Hello, we would like society to improve.

Billionaires: Too bad, go scream into the void instead.

Everyone: Okay.

Billionaires: Also, we have bought all the voids. It now costs $100 to scream into the void.

Has he... met his boss?

Oils change the vibe of my cloud arts, so dramatic!
#mastoart #procreate #digitalart

"You gonna have to fight for dis snak."

so true

download a car

Via @marcelias
🚨BREAKING: Missouri Supreme Court ORDERS abortion ballot measure placed back on the ballot!

A victory for abortion rights groups and the voters of Missouri.

First painting completed in my new art studio, so happy. Available!
#artistsonmastodon #painting #oilpainting

My fake ant themed fashion label now has its own line of polo shirts. #fashion #ants #antswag #antsonly #tinycore

“They’re eating the DOGS.”