zx3 @zx3@driveinsaturday.org

of course, it all falls down without a charismatic and committed character actor to play the undead candidate.

ya know, Bruce Campbell *did* play Reagan once, and he's certainly no stranger to heavy makeup and fx appliances...

christofascist necromancers resurrect their failed candidate from the dead and prop him up as their candidate of choice. he has been to Literal Actual Hell and his message sways voters to align in a death kult that's just a few degrees shy of actual GOP dogma. it's up to a team of chainsaw-wielding socialist activists, a well-meaning liberal figurehead and a Panzer tank inhabited by the ghost of John Brown to save the day.

give me ten million dollars or i WON'T make this movie.

"the dead have risen from the grave, and they're running for president on the GOP ticket." #necrocracy

@socketwench never played it on the Switch, but i hear generally good things.

don't play on Survival, give it a few solid sessions and let it wash over you. the early game can be a collectathon but that won't last long, if you enjoy exploring there is lots to love about NMS.

@checkervest Sphinx of black quartz, MAKE MY MONSTER GROOOOOOW!

it's true.

didn't quite make the league finals. oh well. #Elvira giveth, and she taketh away too. she is a harsh pinball mistress.

i initially mis-typed that as "punball," but you know, that works too.

in the second bracket in the play-offs. thanks for your power up music suggestions, they were well-recieved.

i drink better when i play pinball.

@dolari oh HELL yes #tilallareone

pinball league playoffs tonight. recommend a power-up song to help me ball the pins more gooder and i'll see if they have it on the jukebox.

@dolari from someone who recently underwent, um, roto-rootering; my advice on the post-procedure feast is to go slow and let satiety tell you when to stop. it sounds obvious, but your brain is gonna go "OMG ALL THE FOOD NOW" and your stomache is not gonna be ready.

@JulieSqveakaroo argh. i hope she's able to pick up something better soon.

okay so i can't handle the world as it is, everything moves too fast and there's too much to keep track of and just making the smallest effort is a serious drain on my resources. but some people *can* handle it and they are in sync with the gears and inner workings of the world and it's my job to cheer these people on and act as a source of countercultural inspiration and wisdom to help keep them on an ever changing track. in this way i can be true and useful to the Great Enweirdening and help push the species on to evolutuonary mutation.

oh god i turn 47 this month. oh crap. holy jeez

pootis

there is no hell like an old hell.